John Hamilton – Southampton
Often seen in revealing womenswear at SWA parties, John’s muscular physique and charming smile could be a devastating combination for the other hopefuls in this poll.
His windsurfing ability is not to be smirked at. He is known in little spoken about circles as one of the pioneers of tow in freestyle, without a rig.
A dedicated instructor, John also benefits from the effects of sun bleached hair, sporting a platinum blonde look that is the envy of many.
Winning this competition is my birthright, and if I win a certain video of me doing a naked forward may find its way online, you know you all want to see it…