DONORS REQUIRED BY BRISTOL UNIVERSITY WINDSURF CLUB

This academic year, Bristol University Windsurf Club has received a large

number of new members due to its interesting design conceptualisations on

its fresher's fair stall and the pleasant manner and stunning good looks of

the Committee. The problem with these otherwise pleasing facts is that the

club is suffering from a dire lack of decent quality kit (i.e. anything made

after 1978) with which to propel these new members (many of which are

budding harness-and-footstrappers) to new levels of race winning competence.

New early planing boards, winter wetsuits and a decent sail range are

required if we are to achieve the ultimate goal of keeping hold of the

better sailors and getting the beginners all to "see the light", allowing

them to contribute vast amounts of money to the industry through the years

on lucrative kit deals. Any donations of equipment, money, loved ones or

sweets would be massively appreciated, and you can be sure that we will

endorse your company or any political/religious beliefs (no matter how

extreme) at all of the national student race meetings that we attend, on our

website and even on the very clothing that we students wear out to church,

family gatherings, gambling dens etc.

We are contactable through our website (www.studentwindsurfing.co.uk) or via

telephonogram (Emily - 07929314052 or Jon - 07919345002), and sincerely hope

we haven't scared you off with this letter.

Yours faithfully,

THE COMMITTEE OF BRISTOL UNIVERSITY WINDSURF CLUB