Brace yourself. The first SWA event of 2014! Rhos Ness Monster I is here, the first wave event of the season hosted by Bangor University. Head down for a weekend of crazy waves, beautiful atmosphere, howling wind, powerful shapes, cheap drinks and of course the intense lashing environment the is the megalopolis* of Bangor – all for just £15!

When?

Friday 24th – Sunday 26th January

What’s included?

During both days we’ll be heading down to Rhosneigr beach on the lovely Isle of Anglesey to catch some ridiculous North Welsh waves after a lovely cooked breakfast provided by your hosts. Hot dinner will be provided at the university’s own Bar Uno on Saturday night before that night’s lash commences.

Both nights we have hooked you up with free entry to a select few of Bangor’s huge** choice of nightclubs, with free jelly shots provided and some incredible drinks deals as well!

Fancy dress theme

MONSTERS VS ALIENS, so get creative with your body paint, pipe cleaners googly-eyes and fake fur. The weirder the better!***

Where?

Meet at Bar Uno on Friday evening from 6pm to register, receive you wristbands and be allocated to a lovely**** member of Bangor Windsurf Club who will be your host for the weekend!

Friday Night – Bar Uno, Victoria Drive, Bangor, Gwynedd, LL57 2EN.

Daytime – Rhosneigr, meeting at Funsport (the shop on the beach,) 1 Beach Terrace, Rhosneigr, Anglesey, LL64 5QB)

Hope to see lots of you there for another epic weekend of windsurfing and***** lashing in the lovely City of Bangor, centre of the universe, nerve centre of the North, colorful academic capital of North Wales, city of dreams, guiding light of civilization, capital of charm, metropolis of mirth. Bangor may be small but with lots of training from the one and only Taffy Osborne we sure now know how to party!******* So make sure you don’t miss out of the first of these classic events, 2014!

Text – Kathy Dicken, B.U.W.C.

Notes – Taffy Osborne, S.W.P.

* This is a real word.

** There’s like 5. We’re going to the best (cheapest.)

*** Looking hot is not an option.

**** A girl wrote this, can you tell. I removed most of the !’s

***** More of an and/or******

****** Party not optional.

******* They didn’t before. Fixed it. Feel free to provide further education.